Wednesday 25th of July, 2001

She stopped doing that particular zoo radio show soon after.

Fi Glover on Radio 5 Live is mounting an attempt to make Nora Batty the most downloaded woman on the 'Net. Click the link below for full details on this epic battle.

Although as someone on metafilter points out, this is more likely to be a surreptitious attempt to get Ms Glover up the Downloaded Woman Charts.

I once saw a very drunk man accidentally pour a pint of beer into her handbag. Which was a pity, because he was doing so well up to that point, chatting-up wise and we (standing nearby cheering him on) were beginning to think that he might actually succeed in getting her to go out to dinner with him (she was definitely weakening in some way or other), which was a considerable tribute to his powers of persuasion. Considering his phenomenal drunkenness.

That's Fi Glover rather than Norah Batty.

Obviously.

She stopped doing that particular zoo radio show soon after.

Manage to do the gym thing. Hurrah!

And the supermarket thing. Double hurrah!

Sue at Walker calls to ask if I can go in and do some bits for her, but i have to put her off until tomorrow.

In the evening off to play at the Bug Bar.

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9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
ii
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
i
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
2001
xii
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
19
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
xi
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
x
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
ix
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
viii
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
vii
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
vi
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
v
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
iv
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
iii
31
30
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
ii
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
2000
viii
29
28
27
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
vii
31
30
29
1
1997
iv
29
iii
2
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0